Dewi Evans
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Chard: FIRE at will!
Bromhead : Errrr.....! Chard old chap, which one's Will? |
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Dawn
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..."Wales and the All Blacks..." - now why didn't I think of that one?
Anyway I can't let you guys have all the fun. Chard: "I say, Gonny, the camp at Isandlwana has been wiped out by more that 20 000 Zulus, Lord Chelmsford is out in Mangeni valley with the 2/24th and he won't be back until tomorrow morning. In the meantime, we've got 4000 Zulus heading our way and there's only 150 of us and a few biscuit boxes. What are we going to do?" Bromhead: "That's all very well, Chard, old boy, but what's your primary source for that statement?" Dawn |
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Alekudemus
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"Do you fancy a cup of tea Gonny".
"Yes please. I asked the QM for a biscuit earlier but he said every single box had disappeared from the stores!". |
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Rich
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oh boy would love to see what Johnny Cleese would write on this one!...
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Chard and gonville |
jck
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I know it's old but.
Chard "good job we have red tunics, we do not want the sight of blood to upset the men" Gonville "yes, just a pity they did not issue us with brown trousers" |
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Sean Sweeney
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And a more contemporary mix;
Chard; 'Take care of dear Spot for me, Gonny...(and, faintly)....Kiss me Gonny' Bromhead; 'Over my dead body, Old Boy'....'I aint no queer cowboy' |
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Tom516
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Hi Rich,
John Cleese version coming up... |
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_________________ Tom "Harlechman" Zulu Total War Team, a Rome TW: BI mod. |
Coll
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Bromhead (looking through binoculars) - Chard. There are thousands of Zulus on that hill holding up numbers.
Chard - Numbers ?! Bromhead - Yes. They're giving our men marks out of ten for their performance at Isandlwana this morning ! |
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Mel
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Bromhead: "You know, right now, I wish I was a damned ranker like Hook"
Chard: "Steady old boy, he's only acting like that for the film" Bromhead (Shouts): "Here they come. Black as Hell and Thick as Grass" Chard (Shouts): "Weekend pass for anybody who spots the one wearing the watch" |
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Dawn
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Chard: Is that Edward Bear I see amongst those Zulus?
Bromhead: Yes, I do believe you're right. You can always depend on him to drop in when you least expect him and stir things up. Dawn (Newer members may have to look at Edward Bear's postings to understand that one.) |
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Haydn Jones
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Chard: "Better fetch the biscuit boxes Bromhead"
Bromhead: "Certainly old chap. Bourbons or Custard Creams? |
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Haydn Jones
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Chard: "Why the long face Bromhead? Spalding assured me nothing will happen"
Bromhead: "Think you'd better take a seat old boy........" |
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Alekudemus
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Chard I say old boy, Our chaps are singing Men of Harlech but I don't recognise that Zulu tune?
Bromhead I think I do. Isn't it a cover version off a German tribe in that "Gladiator" moving picture show? |
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ralph dyer
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COOK: this gentleman told me to pour the soup on the fire.
Bromhead: he did ? Chard: no need to make a present of fire to the zulu. Bromhead: yes well get on with it man. COOK: but am i to take a trifle too sir ? Chard: dammit man its a bit early for dessert. |
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A bit of light relief |
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