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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:06 am

We would like to invite suggestions for a short conversation between Chard and Bromhead.
No prizes but please feel free.
Alan

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:18 pm

"Got a spare horse anywhere Chard old boy?"

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:27 pm

Chard - As we are remaking 'Zulu', you could have at least looked a bit more like Michael Caine.

Bromhead - What ?! That's the trouble with everyone having these whiskers, I can't tell if someone is speaking to me.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:47 pm

Chard "I say Gonny old boy...can you hear that noise? Sounds like a train in the distance"

Bromhead " Pardon?"

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:51 pm

Bromhead: who said you could use my men ?
Chard: they were sat on their backsides doing nothing.
Bromhead: rather you ask in future old boy.
Chard: well that does it, just wait until later in the film. in gonna send miss witt away, give the brandy to hook take command and, show everyone your mouth full of fillings.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:50 pm

Chard "Would you like a Martini - Henry?"

Bromhead " I'd prefer a whisky...and the name is Gonville".

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:35 am

Alekudemus wrote:

Chard "I say Gonny old boy...can you hear that noise? Sounds like a train in the distance"

Bromhead " Pardon?"

ROTFL

My take on your Chard "Would you like a Martini - Henry?" '

Bromhead: "Yes please, shaken, not stirred..."

(Of course: You'd have to recast Sean Connery in his 'Man Who Would Be King' mode...)

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:30 pm

Chard - You know Gonville after this little fight we'll be heroes and we'll get all the glory they'll write books about us and make films where I look really clever and that your not deaf in. They might even make a website and an internet forum about our little fight!

Bromhead - (After asking Chard to repeat himself three twice) Oh very true yes but then also you'll get the odd person who will not like the film or someone who does not think that we are really heroes and think that you're really stupid and others who think I'm too deaf to be reliable

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:00 pm

Gonny, I wish you would stop singing 'Men of Harlech' - the Zulus can't dance to that tune.

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:37 pm

Chard; "Gonny, Old Boy, what do you make of the mounting hordes of Zulus ?"

Bromhead; "Zulus, .....What Zulus ?"

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:41 am

hey Bromhead, what the devil is going on ? max boyce and prince william just turned up.
yes Chard they heard there was a fight on between Wales and the all blacks, assumed it was rugby and came to support. Shocked

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:07 am

Chard: Grief Bromhead, must be at least 4000 of those Africans, let us load up the physically disabled on the wagons and leave this place, Rorke's Drift is the accepted spelling I think. Warn the men, no insults of any kind please and if those native allies of ours want to run, let them, it's not our business to infringe on their moral rights. Oh yes, I think the men should unload their rifles for safety's sake, we don't want to be taken to court or anything. Now, where's my revolver and sword, self-defence purposes only you understand....

Bromhead: Political correctness not what it used to be is it John?

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:49 am

Chard - Now remember chaps....wait until you see the whites of their eyes !

Bromhead - But Chard....what if all the Zulus are wearing sunglasses ?!

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:49 pm

Bromhead: and it's 17-450 to the British, oh, and Reynolds is down....what's the verdict, John............?

Chard: He's getting up, and it's just a blow to the helmet! I have never seen such a fantastic performance by the 24th......

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:15 pm

hey not a bad idea!...

Chard: "Great idea there Gon on the "free-steak-on-the hoof" business"..
Brom: "Thanks John but I didn't expect the chaps to bring their own knives"